The Water Island
The BIG EVENT COLUMN
Thanks to Mama Nature's rain, It's a Happy
Flush Your Toilet Day!
Steve caught a fish today, It wasn't
When bored, Boogie Woggie dog hops
like a rabbit.
The unofficial island voice
for absolutely nobody
It'll be about the same as
It'll come in and go out
SUN AND MOON
Sunrise at dawn
Sunset at dark
Moonset depends on the
Only Thirsty Bob knows and
he's hiding from Preacher Dan
Five-year-old Tony spent the day contemplating
the meaning of why.
A coconut fell from a tree and hit Thirsty Bob
on his head. He didn't know it.
Water Island's Watching Grass-Growing
Association has a meeting next month. Everyone is excited; be sure to
Preacher Dan has a suspicion that more
islanders than Thirsty Bob are tippling alcohol and asks that the practice
Water Island SPORTS
Pegleg Tom won Water Island's Tourist
Panic-Attack Event when he came out of the water at Honeymoon Beach without
his wooden leg on screaming SHARK, SHARK! Five tourist fainted, and the rest
charged out of the water screaming.
Second place went to the only other entrant
in the event, Blackskin Horace. He appeared on Honeymoon Beach wearing only
his dreads and a black t-back, and carried a 36" machete. While drinking rum
(really only water, Preacher Dan) from the bottle and chanting voodoo stuff,
he was swinging the machete wildly.
He treed three persons but only
half of the tourist from the barge vacated the premises.
Any Water Islanders with
fresh news, please keep it to yourselves. I'm going fishing, and the company
president, Thirsty Bob, is nowhere to be found, except for those who know
he's hiding out at Heidi's rum still.